Stand back Shakespeare! Sit down Joyce Carol Oates! Put down "The Oddysey" Homer, and treat yourself to the "Towering T(w)eats" of our own leading lady of abbreviated letters, Wasilla Rose Lee.
Yesiree, if English is a living language, than this powerhouse of acronymical prose is truly giving us a lesson in "Body English" that's sure to raise the pulse rate of even the most hardened of fossilized phalluses.
YOWCH!!!
Lame stream media is now officially out and socialized media is the new in. Witness WSR's daily Facebook and Twitter accounts, showing us that 2,345,267 followers might be illiterate, but they can't be wrong!
"Mama Bare" as WSR likes to be called, keeps us all updated with her LOL micro-blogging take on the world around us. Her unique body language has already given us verbiage like "Refudiate", "Misunderestimate", "Apprehensilate", and the ubiquitous "Masterintellectualate" (Take that Katie Couric!)
Aye Yi Yi, the cyberspiels of this woman have made their way into the pubic domain!
But the "Coupe De Gracias" (Hey, English only please!) is her latest multi-social media performance piece, a Twin Towers 9-11 salute entitled "Mosque(Ow!) On The Hudson" wherein Mama Bares her linguistic all in a tea bag twirling tasselicious tease fest (Done to "I'm Proud To Be An American") while simultaneously tweeting and having her posts projected across the NYC skyline.
There won't be a dry meme in the house!
And for a quick view of The National Tease Party line of merchandise for the Unwillfully Ignorant, just click the link below...
Come visit my store on CafePress!
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