Supreme Justice GaGa and the "Monster Agenda" Ball

Here it is, you monster lovers of liberty and libido, the late summer blockbuster event we've all been waiting for to jolt and electrify the ever growing uneducated electorate among us - That midterm culture clashing conundrum of confusion, Supreme Justice Ga Ga and her all new "The Activist Monster" Ball!
We've heard the rumours, embraced the innuendo, and bought the conceptual farm (With standing room only!) so now it's time for outrageousness and faux indignation to take the stage, with this massively theatrical display.
That's right, it's everyone's favorite pop tart-of-the-moment, Supreme Justice Ga Ga, who's touring this great and wonderful land of ours, in an over the top production that's equal parts rock concert, Broadway musical, Strip Tease, and "The People's Court".
Bastardization never looked so much like the all american girl next door. (Justice of the PIECE indeed!)
So c'mon, pony up those hard earned tax cutting dollars of yours, and get in line to watch the honorable Judge Ga Ga interpret our constitution in her own inimitable and incandescent style.
And let me tell you, our first amendment may have never looked so smokin' hot, but it's her take on the 2nd amendment that's the real showstopper, as she sings a mash-up medley of hits from "Annie Get Your Gun" complete with a chorus line of dancing animal rights activists whom she hilariously mows down with a pair of AK-47s dual mounted on her bullet encrusted bustier.
Now that's judicial activism. Using the 2nd amendment to express the first.
Boom!!! Objectivism over ruled!
And it all comes to a spectacular climax when our lovely Lady Justice comes down off her bench stripped of her robes (Holy Court of Ap-Peal Batman!) for the finale wearing only a blindfold, a sword, and her own judicious body of law while standing in front of a gigantic wedding cake, adorned on top by a real, live "Gay" couple.
How will Judge Ga Ga rule? Which way will the scales of jurisprudence tip when this jurist weighs in? Will she slice out a large piece of cake in matrimonial celebration for the lucky couple? Will she follow the rule of law and strike down the recent rulings as nothing more than a bad romance?
Stay tuned for for Justice ga Ga's ruling. She could be striking a whole new precedent.



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