Blaze Bombchele, Caucus Head

That's right citizens of this great nation of ours, everyone's favorite constitutionalized redhead, that incendiary isotope of insurmountable insur-erectionalism (Emphasis Mine!) is at it again, heading up the newest, the boldest, the biggest, and badassingest Caucus on the Blockus!
Yessiree, it's now official, as your Tease Party Nation has a voice in 'Da House, and this Caucus is "Headed Up" (Pun Intended!) by none other than our very own House Hotcha', Blaze Bombchelle! (Recently voted 2010's "Hottest Congressional Seat" by 10th Amendment Magazine)
"I'm sooo here to represent" the Bomber coos to the faithful, "I'm not a mouthpiece, I'm not an earpiece, I'm just the total piece".
And what a piece of work she is, as witnessed in her new bubble dance master-piece entitled, "I'm Dreaming Of A White Caucus (Tokens Accepted)", a phantasmagorical spectacle aiming to please and tease that coveted below the beltway, "I'm as mad as Hell" demographic.
Next up for the pyromaniacal redhead, it's a-rousing, carousing, lose-your-mortgage-on-your-housing, tour de force campaign showcase for the home district. That's right Rubios, go git Pa, go git ma, the kids, Grandma, Grandpa and all your cousins and neighbors and come on down to the rally this weekend, 'cuz Blaze Bombchelle's gonna knock the bumpers off the Turnip trucks your all coming in on. It's EE-rection time, and we need our base to come out Schwingin' as our mascot Treaddy likes to say.
Hmmm... I'm thinking somebody's "Pole" numbers are coming to a head!




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Your Healthcare Hottie, Nurse Ann Aesthetic!

Whoooa! Now here's one practical nurse showing us a public option we can all get behind.
Ann Aesthetic (AKA Nurse Knockout) has the perfect prescription for any flagging economy. What better stimulus for your package than to have this legislative Hot-Body administer her one-and-only "Viagra Follies" spongebath and bedpan routine, the only burlesque number that comes with a medical disclaimer (In the event of an economic stimulus lasting more than 4 quarters, seek immediate medical information on talk radio)
As the star of last summer's hit touring roadshow, "I went To A Hockey Game And A Town Hall Meeting Broke Out" everyone's favorite (re)Peeler is back at it this fall with her hilarious revue, "Kill The Billing Department! Adventures in Electile Dysfunction".

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Hubba-Hubba Healthcare. Premiums won't be the only things rising this fall.

Our Mascot Treaddy, The Tease Party Trouser Snake

A true Snake-In-The-Grassroots figure, mascot Treaddy has become nearly ubiquitous, as his appearance on flags, t-shirts, stage, screen, and cable news outlets only goes to show that this truly is a Tease Party Nation!
Our Treaddy is a creature of pure political pleasure and instinct. His reptilian brain acts like a seismographic Tease-O-Meter, sending kundalini like spasms shooting up and down his serpentine spine whenever his priapic patriotism is aroused.
Treaddy's other amazing ability is his constitutionally enhanced unhingeable jaw, which gives him the superhuman capacity to swallow almost anything whole. (Look out separation of church and state, your about to disappear!)
This Trouser Snake might have a brain the size of a pea (And a split pea at that!) but he's not afraid to think for himself."I'm no expert, but the only survey I care about is the one that makes my pole number go up!!!".
That's our Treaddy, a true "Schwing" voter.

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Blaze Bombchele And Her Amazing Bubble Dance...

Quick, somebody dial 911, 'cuz this Blaze is a 5 alarm fire!
Everyone's favorite Red Head is a media match that burns brightest when the cameras are rolling. Her pyrokinetic pyorrhea is just the spark that lights the fuse under the whole Tease Party movement.
LOOKOUT!!!
When this former beauty queen (Miss Representative 2006-2010) takes over the spotlight in in one of her infamous "Media Bubble Dances" you can hear a press agent drop, as she displays a deft and spellbinding take on cable news realiy.
Hubba-Hubba, yessiree, she's got a congressional seat we hope is up for grabs for years to come!




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Introducing Miss Wasilla Rose Lee!

That's right, she's the Thrilla' From Wasilla, the leading lady of the National Tease Party, the great literary flower of our 49th state and originator of the infamous "Tea Bagger Tassel Twirl", Miss Wasilla Rose Lee.
She can dazzle 'em in Paducah, arouse 'em in Arkansas, and bring home the bacon in Boise, all while twirling her Trademark Teabags "Hopey and Changey".
Known as one of the finest literary political peelers of our time, her bon mots include side-splitting Red Meat one liners like "If I was a figure of speech, I'd be a Double-D Entendre" and "Ya' know what the difference between a Pitbull and a Hockey Puck is? A Book Deal!"
Yes, from her humble beginnings on the Alaskan frontier, to her meteoric rise in the lamestream media, Miss Wasilla is the American success story. A savvy combination of telegenic sex appeal, free market values, and a skewering, laser sharp wit, this down home dazzler will be knocking 'em dead on the Red State Burlesque circuit for years to come. YOWZA!!!
And be sure to catch Wasilla's breakout hit reality show, "My Life On The DD List", showing regularly on "God N' Guns Network" this Fall.
Believe you me, this girl knows how to Tease!



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