Obamacare For Dummies Pt 10/10 - "Erections Have Consequences For Ridgid Ideolouges"

And when Money Talks we all have a habit of listening, and it's high time we all start listening, because Time is Money, and Money is Time well spent!
And, as the old saying goes, doctors diagnose, but...




...So show me the Money!
If you show me yours I'll show you mine.
But what if we both come up short?
There probably isn't enough Time or Money to show me all the things I've been promised. Promises like Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Crappiness, as so eloquently stated in our Confusion, in the Preambulatory Foreplay I believe, which gives us this prophetic caveat,
"The Tree of Liberty is a pole that needs to be vigilantly erected and frequently stroked."



And in closing, we must highly resolve that these Advance Health Care Directives shall not have Death Paneled in vain, that this nation, under-informed, shall have a new birth of Freeloading Dumbasses, and that government Of The People, By The People, and For The People, Shall NOT Ask Too Much From Me!

Obamacare For Dummies Pt 9/10 - "Because There IS No Insanity Clause"

But we must not fall victim to these lower electoral alimentary canards, nor should we allow the jurisdictive fellations of a few to sway the Au Naturale inclinations of us all. This distorted upswinging will lead to a downstroke of monumental ejaculations! A veritable orgy of all manner of discourses and downfalls. And believe you me, once it down falls, you can't get it to up fall again for at least 20 minutes!

Turgid insurrections will begin to mount, with a...




This Healthcarereform is nothing more than 5lbs of Bolshevism in a 2 lbs bag!
But wait! There's more!
If you enact now, we'll throw in an additional bag of Bolsheviks, absolutely Free!
Be the first one in your local emergency room with this Advanced Health Care Directive based on the notorious and decadent French Model!

Supreme Justice GaGa's Line Item Veto Act!

All Rise, For The Honerable And The Onerous, The Highest and The Least Shyest, The Supremiest And The Dreamiest, Justice GaGa And Her Bench Pressing Judicial Activising.
We are all gathered here today in the presence of the spectacular and rack-tacular Justice with the Bustice, to ratify, rectify, and generally OK-ify our very own constitutional prejaculatory introduction.
Here in Justice GaGa's court of "Pubic Opinion", she and she alone, rules as the number one Justice-of-the-Piece.
(And what a piece she is!)
So let it be known hereforth and henceforth, by the power vested in her well endowed vesting (See picture above!) shall stand these words as the opening act of our Great National Titty Show -
"In the case of an erection lasting more than four hours, used in order to perform a more perfected and prolonged union, (An established justification!) with insured prescription access, providing the lowest common denominator, promoting for genital welfare, securing the blessings of libido, both to ourselves and our posteriors, do ordain an established constitutional for any body, hot or not!"
Passed unanimously and un-animusly, this day forth, by Supreme Justice GaGa.
Court will now adjourn to the bar for Cock Tales and other stories of Juris Prudence, a local gal, famous for the 9:00 showing of her legal briefs, with a special tribute to the titular 2-Party system.