The National Tease Party November Calendar Girl

Here it is you priapatic patriots, The National Tease Party's very first calendar girl, Miss November - Ann Aesthetic, in all her Night Nurse Death Panel glory, checking the polls to see if the pulse of the electorate is at a fever pitch.
"Looks like things are running a little hot. I prescribe bedrest and cable TV. I'll be around a little later if you need me."


Treaddy sez' - I'll be up all night, checking MY poll number!

...And here it is, my phallowcentrist fomentaries! Act now and become a founding "Member" of The National Tease Party's "Rigor Mortis Erectus" T-Shirt Healthcare policy plan.



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OBAMACARE FOR DUMMIES...

Coming soon to a political theatre near you...

...And if you truly want to "Stay on Message", why not have the message stay on you with...



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•5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
•Size up for a looser fit
•Super soft high end woven elastic trim
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OBAMACARE FOR DUMMIES...

...and just wait 'til ya' see HER "Public Option"!



Here's a piece of intimate apparel that's sure to get every red blooded American voter off to the polls in an active state!
ONLY $9.99!
Government/Panty-minimalists love our "Special Interest" thong that covers your sweet spots without un-covering your assets (Citizens are Truly United on this one!)
Let's put an end to panty AND party lines! When worn stategically in low-rise pants, you become a one woman campaign to turn every man in sight into a "Schwing" voter!
You can toss these message panties onstage at a fundraiser for your favorite Politician or you can stay on message at home with someone special.
•5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
•Size up for a looser fit
•Super soft high end woven elastic trim
•Nothing outsourced here, 'cuz it's made in the good ol' U.S.of A.


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Schwingwear?!!! The New Tease Party Thong

Intimate Apparel For Your Inner (And Under) Patriot

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Coming in 2012...

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Blaze Bombchele Prepares For The Upcoming Debates...

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