Listen Up, Dick Bags!
This is your Ringmaster General Speaking.
And by now you all know how to respond to your Ring Masters Voice.
ARF!!!
Now, sit up and beg in your best little Teabagger Doggie Style Pose.
Listen closely while I blow Sweet Little Dog Whistle Nothings in your ear for good measure....
AAAHHH-WOOOOOO!!!!!!
And now, for good measure, let's get down to Brass Tacks.
What's that you say, Brass is Taxed enough all ready?
Then we need to repeal the Brass Tax and settle for the Brass Knuckles.
Which, I've heard, is a Job Killing Initiative.
When what we really need is to Get Busy with some Affirmative Action on a Pro-Jobs Agenda.
And My Agenda has always been about getting some affirmative action in the form of a good old fashioned Pro Job.
And as we all know, the best Pro Jobs are done By Hand here in the good ol' US of A.
A of course, standing for A-bysmal, as in
"In The Hole",
Staying at the Holiday "Inn (Of) Debt",
Where?
"Under", Where!
For Now, For Closure, and Forever After.
It's a series of A-bysmal Holes we're in now.
Which makes us the U.S. of A-Holes I Wreckon!
Did you say Wrecked 'Em?
Hell... We Killed 'Em!!!
