OPEN WIDE, SCROTUM SUCKERS!
IT'S TEABAGGER TIME AGAIN!
And who better to settle back and lap up Teabag Truisms with, than The National Tease Party's very own mascot -
Treaddy
The One-Eyed Tease Party Trousersnake!
He's everyone's favorite myopic minded focus group, lobbying for the thing that that Disorders HIS Attention - Deficits!
With his constitutionally enhanced Gulp-Ability, coupled with a jaw that comes unhinged at a moments notice, Treaddy displays an almost super human ability to swallow the most implausable of concepts! And when you add in his superb skills to ignore all superfluous details and conflicting evidence, you have a Reptilian Brain to be reckoned with!
So Drink Up, Teabaggers!
Concentrated, Narrowly Focused, and Like-Minded Social Media is where it's at!
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