The National Tease Party December Calendar Girl...

Choosing our December Calendar Pin-Up was a No-Brainer in more ways than one.
With her latest literary endeavor "America By Rote", stripping it's way to the top of the New York Times Best Seller List, a #1 ratings hit reality show "My Life On The DD list" (Sundays on God 'n Guns Network), and for good measure, she even phoned in a winning dance routine for all of America to watch last week on "Dancing With The Turds".
Life is at a peak (Or should we say "Twin Peaks") for our Miss December, Wasilla Rose Lee.
What next for the ever ubiquitous literary flower of Alaska?
"What the Hell, I could probably find time in my schedule to run for president if it doesnt interfere with the premiere of my new talk show".
Stay tuned America, looks like somebody's Q rating is soaring (And we're not talking IQ!)

COMING NEXT WEEK...

OBAMACARE FOR REAL DUMMIES!


Co-Starring our seemingly ubiquitous serpentine symbol, Treaddy, The National Tease Party's Trenchant Trouser Snake, serving up his delightful and insightful platitudes of indignant insipitude.


Coming soon to a political theatre near you...

...And if you truly want to "Stay on Message", why not have the message stay on you with...



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