OBAMACARE FOR REAL DUMMIES!
Co-Starring our seemingly ubiquitous serpentine symbol, Treaddy, The National Tease Party's Trenchant Trouser Snake, serving up his delightful and insightful platitudes of indignant insipitude.
Coming soon to a political theatre near you...
...And if you truly want to "Stay on Message", why not have the message stay on you with...
Here's a piece of intimate apparel that's sure to get every red blooded American voter off to the polls in an active state!
ONLY $9.99!
Government/Panty-minimalists love our "Special Interest" thong that covers your sweet spots without un-covering your assets (Citizens are Truly United on this one!) Let's put an end to panty AND party lines! When worn stategically in low-rise pants, you become a one woman campaign to turn every man in sight into a "Schwing" voter!
You can toss these message panties onstage at a fundraiser for your favorite Politician or you can stay on message at home with someone special.
•5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
•Size up for a looser fit
•Super soft high end woven elastic trim
•Nothing outsourced here, 'cuz it's made in the good ol' U.S.of A.
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