Thursday, May 10, 2012

A true Snake-In-The-Grassroots figure, mascot Treaddy has become nearly ubiquitous, as his appearance on flags, t-shirts, stage, screen, and cable news outlets only goes to show that this truly is a Tease Party Nation! Our Treaddy is a creature of pure political pleasure and instinct. His reptilian brain acts like a seismographic Tease-O-Meter, sending kundalini like spasms shooting up and down his serpentine spine whenever his priapic patriotism is aroused. Treaddy's other amazing ability is his constitutionally enhanced unhingeable jaw, which gives him the superhuman capacity to swallow almost anything whole. (Look out separation of church and state, your about to disappear!) This Trouser Snake might have a brain the size of a pea (And a split pea at that!) but he's not afraid to think for himself."I'm no expert, but the only survey I care about is the one that makes my pole number go up!!!". That's our Treaddy, a true "Schwing" voter.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

A VINTAGE POSE...

Blaze Bombchele returns to action, showing us her best side. She truly hangs out with a "Wild Bunch!" For more art by Dix Steele go to
http://www.dixsteele.deviantart.com/
or
http://www.eroticpowerline.blogspot.com/

Monday, April 2, 2012

Just A Little Tease...

Wasilla

That's right, she's the Thrilla' From Wasilla, the leading lady of the National Tease Party, the great literary flower of our 49th state and originator of the infamous "Tea Bagger Tassel Twirl", Miss Wasilla Rose Lee.
She can dazzle 'em in Paducah, arouse 'em in Arkansas, and bring home the bacon in Boise, all while twirling her Trademark Teabags "Hopey and Changey".
Known as one of the finest literary political peelers of our time, her bon mots include side-splitting Red Meat one liners like "If I was a figure of speech, I'd be a Double-D Entendre" and "Ya' know what the difference between a Pitbull and a Hockey Puck is? A Book Deal!"
Yes, from her humble beginnings on the Alaskan frontier, to her meteoric rise in the lamestream media, Miss Wasilla is the American success story. A savvy combination of telegenic sex appeal, free market values, and a skewering, laser sharp wit, this down home dazzler will be knocking 'em dead on the Red State Burlesque circuit for years to come. YOWZA!!!
And be sure to catch Wasilla's breakout hit reality show, "My Life On The DD List", showing regularly on "God N' Guns Network" this Fall.
Believe you me, this girl knows how to Tease!

TREADDY