A true Snake-In-The-Grassroots figure, mascot Treaddy has become nearly ubiquitous, as his appearance on flags, t-shirts, stage, screen, and cable news outlets only goes to show that this truly is a Tease Party Nation! Our Treaddy is a creature of pure political pleasure and instinct. His reptilian brain acts like a seismographic Tease-O-Meter, sending kundalini like spasms shooting up and down his serpentine spine whenever his priapic patriotism is aroused. Treaddy's other amazing ability is his constitutionally enhanced unhingeable jaw, which gives him the superhuman capacity to swallow almost anything whole. (Look out separation of church and state, your about to disappear!) This Trouser Snake might have a brain the size of a pea (And a split pea at that!) but he's not afraid to think for himself."I'm no expert, but the only survey I care about is the one that makes my pole number go up!!!". That's our Treaddy, a true "Schwing" voter.