She's the current front runner, and her back sides not running too badly either.
In this time of the great debate debacle over our national IOU,
She's been declared the winner in the state of I-O-Way!
And it's in this, her home state of disarray that the telegenial Miss Bombchelle walked away with top honors in the informal, inbred, institutional caucus of older, white, rural and evangelical hayseeds.
But please don't take my word for it, or even hers for that matter, because along with her winning poll numbers, she gets to hold the various and nefarious, not to mention simultarious titles of Miss Representative, Miss Spoken, Miss Judgement, Miss Taken, and Sub-Missive Mistress of the media for the next news cycle or until Snooki gets her next alcohol induced walking blackout.
Stay Tuned Tease Party Teabaggers,
The great electoral scrotum is about to descend!
Open Wide!!!
