That's right, she's the Thrilla' From Wasilla, the leading lady of the National Tease Party, the great literary flower of our 49th state and originator of the infamous "Tea Bagger Tassel Twirl", Miss Wasilla Rose Lee.
She can dazzle 'em in Paducah, arouse 'em in Arkansas, and bring home the bacon in Boise, all while twirling her Trademark Teabags "Hopey and Changey".
Known as one of the finest literary political peelers of our time, her bon mots include side-splitting Red Meat one liners like "If I was a figure of speech, I'd be a Double-D Entendre" and "Ya' know what the difference between a Pitbull and a Hockey Puck is? A Book Deal!"
Yes, from her humble beginnings on the Alaskan frontier, to her meteoric rise in the lamestream media, Miss Wasilla is the American success story. A savvy combination of telegenic sex appeal, free market values, and a skewering, laser sharp wit, this down home dazzler will be knocking 'em dead on the Red State Burlesque circuit for years to come. YOWZA!!!
And be sure to catch Wasilla's breakout hit reality show, "My Life On The DD List", showing regularly on "God N' Guns Network" this Fall.
Believe you me, this girl knows how to Tease!
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