All Rise, For The Honerable And The Onerous, The Highest and The Least Shyest, The Supremiest And The Dreamiest, Justice GaGa And Her Bench Pressing Judicial Activising.
We are all gathered here today in the presence of the spectacular and rack-tacular Justice with the Bustice, to ratify, rectify, and generally OK-ify our very own constitutional prejaculatory introduction.
Here in Justice GaGa's court of "Pubic Opinion", she and she alone, rules as the number one Justice-of-the-Piece.
(And what a piece she is!)
So let it be known hereforth and henceforth, by the power vested in her well endowed vesting (See picture above!) shall stand these words as the opening act of our Great National Titty Show -
"In the case of an erection lasting more than four hours, used in order to perform a more perfected and prolonged union, (An established justification!) with insured prescription access, providing the lowest common denominator, promoting for genital welfare, securing the blessings of libido, both to ourselves and our posteriors, do ordain an established constitutional for any body, hot or not!"
Passed unanimously and un-animusly, this day forth, by Supreme Justice GaGa.
Court will now adjourn to the bar for Cock Tales and other stories of Juris Prudence, a local gal, famous for the 9:00 showing of her legal briefs, with a special tribute to the titular 2-Party system.
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