That's right citizens of this great nation of ours, everyone's favorite constitutionalized redhead, that incendiary isotope of insurmountable insur-erectionalism (Emphasis Mine!) is at it again, heading up the newest, the boldest, the biggest, and badassingest Caucus on the Blockus!
Yessiree, it's now official, as your Tease Party Nation has a voice in 'Da House, and this Caucus is "Headed Up" (Pun Intended!) by none other than our very own House Hotcha', Blaze Bombchelle! (Recently voted 2010's "Hottest Congressional Seat" by 10th Amendment Magazine)
"I'm sooo here to represent" the Bomber coos to the faithful, "I'm not a mouthpiece, I'm not an earpiece, I'm just the total piece".
And what a piece of work she is, as witnessed in her new bubble dance master-piece entitled, "I'm Dreaming Of A White Caucus (Tokens Accepted)", a phantasmagorical spectacle aiming to please and tease that coveted below the beltway, "I'm as mad as Hell" demographic.
Next up for the pyromaniacal redhead, it's a-rousing, carousing, lose-your-mortgage-on-your-housing, tour de force campaign showcase for the home district. That's right Rubios, go git Pa, go git ma, the kids, Grandma, Grandpa and all your cousins and neighbors and come on down to the rally this weekend, 'cuz Blaze Bombchelle's gonna knock the bumpers off the Turnip trucks your all coming in on. It's EE-rection time, and we need our base to come out Schwingin' as our mascot Treaddy likes to say.
Hmmm... I'm thinking somebody's "Pole" numbers are coming to a head!
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