Marshall Law & The All Male "Minuteman Revue"

My fellow Americans, if you stay awake at night pondering the possibilities of more man power on the border, than this here's a dream come true for you!
Freedom lovers, here's the answer to all your border security prayers, the end of all of your fears about breaches of national security, citizens, I give you the one and only, perimeter protecting, pervasively penetrating "Marshall Law and his All Male "Minuteman National Sovereignty Revue".
You'll sleep better at night knowing that this volunteer border watching bunch is all too happy to patrol the nation's rim, just itching for a chance to put the cuffs on anyone suspected of wanting to crossover in the dark of night.
Look Out Senator Craig!!!
And, what's more, this hot and sweaty, totally camped out, leather clad troop of 100% well regulated All American Beef is always out and looking, especially when it comes to looking out for new recruits!
Attention!!!
That's right Amigos, it's heads up, shoulders back, eyes straight ahead and listen to your commander, as the The Minuteman Revue is looking to deputize concerned Americans like yourself, especially for their all new Arizona CS-70 Chapter, who are currently in rehearsal for their hilarious upcoming Fall Campaign, "Breaching The Border and searching the Bottom Land: Submission Accomplished!"
So come get "Deputized" and get ready for some steamy MAN-euvers at the Minutmen's forward observation base, a secluded (And well furnished!)boot camp, located in the heart of the Arizona Desert. Nicknamed "The Triple B" (Borders, Bottoms, and Bootblacks) this is virtual paradise for rugged men who like to give new meaning to "Roughing It".
Ever vigilant, ever looking, ever patrolling the borders and always on the lookout for a few good men in the dead of night.
YUMMM!
Who ever thought handcuffs, barbed wire, uniforms, and patriotism in the desert heat could look so...hot!



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