OBAMACARE FOR DUMMIES - Part 1/10 "The Opening Act"

...As The National Tease Party's one and only "Nurse Knockout", Ann Aesthetic, takes to the chalkboard and schools YOU, that Delightfully Delinquent Mob of the Unenlightened and Unwashed, in her own evocative and inimitable internet striptease style for a worldwide web-base Ta-Ta Tutorial entitled,





This will not be some ordinary, dull, dry eraser type lecture my Willfully Ignorant Electoral Status Seekers, but this is an EXTRA-ordinary performative informative narrative, an inaugural initiation into the issues upcoming in the fiscal, and in some cases fistical, 112th congressional insane in-sessional year of 2011.





And assisting everyone's Favorite Pharmatonic Fantasy Come-To-Life, will be none other than The National Tease Party's very own Mascot of Masochism, the Perpetually Perpen-DICK-ular Patriot and Embodied Barometer of BOOB-atology, Treaddy, The Tease Party Trouser Snake.







So sit back and get comfortable my overly connable constituants, and get out your paper and sharpen your wits as well as those #2 pencils, cuz' your gonna' wanna' take down some of these here socially sour notes. Let's all pay our attentional deficit disorders to the mercurial and medicinal Miss Ann Aesthetic, THE medically bored and certifiably buxom "Old School Nurse" as she gives us all a a little sneak-peek at the shamelessy sensational shortcomings of the long national nightmare we in The National Tease Party like to call "Obamacare For Dummies!".