The National Tease Party is proud to present "America By Rote" the groundbreaking new publication by that literary flower of Alaska, Miss Wasilla Rose Lee.
"America By Rote" is a philosophic doctrine, providing an approach to the troubles of todays lamestream world. Drawing freely from her own influences (The Constitution, "Field and Stream" magazine, and the TV Guide's crossword puzzles) Mama Bare has ingenuously crafted a series of uplifting invocations for the contemporary marginally secular market.
In her longest section, "Milking The Present Moment" she offers up these life elevating affirmations:
" Don't Reflect, Rethink, or Reconsider. RELOAD!
"Less Marshall McLuhan. More Marshall Dillon!"
"Hold Your Truth To Be Self Evident, But Not In Public or I'll Have You Arrested!"
And what's sure to become the signature catchphrase of our digital frontier age, when addressing the concepts of the nexus between public policy and reality show celebrity:
"In The Future, Everyone Will Have Big Tits."
"America By Rote" is a highly personal testament to learning without meaning, with strong roots in the reality show aesthetic and is a forecast of our American Exceptualism. Ranging widely over American history, culture, and current events, Wasilla Rose Lee gives REAL Americans a set of values and principles to easily commit to memory, and these same values and principles that will continue to influence the spending and viewing habits of REAL Americans for future generations.
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