Legislation of this sort is Apocalyptic in nature, potentially cataclysmic, setting off a series of events, my righteously imbecilic brethren, a chained reaction that always starts with a
That's right, Einstein, I said
FREEDOM!
And I'll say it again,
FREEDOM!!
Because it bears repeating! And if you say it often enough it repairs beatings, and beating things into the ground is the very foundation this great nation's constitutional framework was constrained upon.
FREEDOM!!!
It's that dog whistle catchphrase sweeping the nation that gets Tease Party loyalists drooling, wanting to sit up and beg at the sound of their master's voice!
WOOF!
FREEDOM!!!!
But, it's our very FREEDOMS that are at risk with this subversive CARE package, designed like a 5th Column Rubber Trojan Horse, bouncing thru both houses of congress and dribbling out into our collective national noggins!
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