Showing posts with label satire burlesque cartoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire burlesque cartoon. Show all posts
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The National Tease Party December Calendar Girl...
Choosing our December Calendar Pin-Up was a No-Brainer in more ways than one.
With her latest literary endeavor "America By Rote", stripping it's way to the top of the New York Times Best Seller List, a #1 ratings hit reality show "My Life On The DD list" (Sundays on God 'n Guns Network), and for good measure, she even phoned in a winning dance routine for all of America to watch last week on "Dancing With The Turds".
Life is at a peak (Or should we say "Twin Peaks") for our Miss December, Wasilla Rose Lee.
What next for the ever ubiquitous literary flower of Alaska?
"What the Hell, I could probably find time in my schedule to run for president if it doesnt interfere with the premiere of my new talk show".
Stay tuned America, looks like somebody's Q rating is soaring (And we're not talking IQ!)
Friday, July 16, 2010
Our Mascot Treaddy, The Tease Party Trouser Snake
A true Snake-In-The-Grassroots figure, mascot Treaddy has become nearly ubiquitous, as his appearance on flags, t-shirts, stage, screen, and cable news outlets only goes to show that this truly is a Tease Party Nation!
Our Treaddy is a creature of pure political pleasure and instinct. His reptilian brain acts like a seismographic Tease-O-Meter, sending kundalini like spasms shooting up and down his serpentine spine whenever his priapic patriotism is aroused.
Treaddy's other amazing ability is his constitutionally enhanced unhingeable jaw, which gives him the superhuman capacity to swallow almost anything whole. (Look out separation of church and state, your about to disappear!)
This Trouser Snake might have a brain the size of a pea (And a split pea at that!) but he's not afraid to think for himself."I'm no expert, but the only survey I care about is the one that makes my pole number go up!!!".
That's our Treaddy, a true "Schwing" voter.
And for a quick view of The National Tease Party line of merchandise for the Unwillfully Ignorant, just click the link below...
Come visit my store on CafePress!
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