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Showing posts with label Burlesque satire pin-up. Show all posts

Monday, August 15, 2011

The Trenchant Teabagger...

Blaze Bombchelle


She's the current front runner, and her back sides not running too badly either.
In this time of the great debate debacle over our national IOU,
She's been declared the winner in the state of I-O-Way!
And it's in this, her home state of disarray that the telegenial Miss Bombchelle walked away with top honors in the informal, inbred, institutional caucus of older, white, rural and evangelical hayseeds.
But please don't take my word for it, or even hers for that matter, because along with her winning poll numbers, she gets to hold the various and nefarious, not to mention simultarious titles of Miss Representative, Miss Spoken, Miss Judgement, Miss Taken, and Sub-Missive Mistress of the media for the next news cycle or until Snooki gets her next alcohol induced walking blackout.
Stay Tuned Tease Party Teabaggers,
The great electoral scrotum is about to descend!

Open Wide!!!

Treaddy The Teabagger

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Treaddy,The Trenchant Teabagger 'Sez...

Treaddy Debt Ceiling

That's right Teabaggers, Treaddy (Our ever present Tease Party Mascot) just said a mouthful. The whole national mood has just shifted into heightened Teabagger mode! Everyone, young and old, has just gotten a taste of the Teabagger venom. And the poison is spreading - Check out the Stock Market's swing, Grand Ma's 401K has taken a bite, college tuition, credit card swipes, mortgage rates... you name it!
The whole nation is in arousal following Treaddy's lead.
Before too long, the national currency motto won't be E Pluribus Unum, it'll be...

Tease Party Flag

Sunday, October 31, 2010

The National Tease Party November Calendar Girl

The National Tease Party, Ann Aesthetic
Here it is you priapatic patriots, The National Tease Party's very first calendar girl, Miss November - Ann Aesthetic, in all her Night Nurse Death Panel glory, checking the polls to see if the pulse of the electorate is at a fever pitch.
"Looks like things are running a little hot. I prescribe bedrest and cable TV. I'll be around a little later if you need me."

The National Tease Party, Treaddy
Treaddy sez' - I'll be up all night, checking MY poll number!

...And here it is, my phallowcentrist fomentaries! Act now and become a founding "Member" of The National Tease Party's "Rigor Mortis Erectus" T-Shirt Healthcare policy plan.

Rigor Mortis Erectus T-Shirt

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