Thursday, May 10, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
A VINTAGE POSE...
http://www.dixsteele.deviantart.com/
or
http://www.eroticpowerline.blogspot.com/
Friday, April 27, 2012
THIS GIRL'S FUTURE...
...IS BEHIND HER!!!
For more art by Dix Steele go to
http://www.dixsteele.deviantart.com/
or
http://www.eroticpowerline.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Just A Little Tease...
That's right, she's the Thrilla' From Wasilla, the leading lady of the National Tease Party, the great literary flower of our 49th state and originator of the infamous "Tea Bagger Tassel Twirl", Miss Wasilla Rose Lee.
She can dazzle 'em in Paducah, arouse 'em in Arkansas, and bring home the bacon in Boise, all while twirling her Trademark Teabags "Hopey and Changey".
Known as one of the finest literary political peelers of our time, her bon mots include side-splitting Red Meat one liners like "If I was a figure of speech, I'd be a Double-D Entendre" and "Ya' know what the difference between a Pitbull and a Hockey Puck is? A Book Deal!"
Yes, from her humble beginnings on the Alaskan frontier, to her meteoric rise in the lamestream media, Miss Wasilla is the American success story. A savvy combination of telegenic sex appeal, free market values, and a skewering, laser sharp wit, this down home dazzler will be knocking 'em dead on the Red State Burlesque circuit for years to come. YOWZA!!!
And be sure to catch Wasilla's breakout hit reality show, "My Life On The DD List", showing regularly on "God N' Guns Network" this Fall.
Believe you me, this girl knows how to Tease!
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Trenchant Teabagger...
She's the current front runner, and her back sides not running too badly either.
In this time of the great debate debacle over our national IOU,
She's been declared the winner in the state of I-O-Way!
And it's in this, her home state of disarray that the telegenial Miss Bombchelle walked away with top honors in the informal, inbred, institutional caucus of older, white, rural and evangelical hayseeds.
But please don't take my word for it, or even hers for that matter, because along with her winning poll numbers, she gets to hold the various and nefarious, not to mention simultarious titles of Miss Representative, Miss Spoken, Miss Judgement, Miss Taken, and Sub-Missive Mistress of the media for the next news cycle or until Snooki gets her next alcohol induced walking blackout.
Stay Tuned Tease Party Teabaggers,
The great electoral scrotum is about to descend!
Open Wide!!!
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Treaddy,The Trenchant Teabagger 'Sez...
That's right Teabaggers, Treaddy (Our ever present Tease Party Mascot) just said a mouthful. The whole national mood has just shifted into heightened Teabagger mode! Everyone, young and old, has just gotten a taste of the Teabagger venom. And the poison is spreading - Check out the Stock Market's swing, Grand Ma's 401K has taken a bite, college tuition, credit card swipes, mortgage rates... you name it!
The whole nation is in arousal following Treaddy's lead.
Before too long, the national currency motto won't be E Pluribus Unum, it'll be...
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
The National Tease Party - SHOW-GIRLZ EDITION!
She's a Show-Girl on the make right now, and boy oh boy, she 'Sho is makin' it now!
From Iowa to I-O-Way
From way out yonder in the Paw Paw Patch.
This Bombchele's notorious media "Bubble Dance" has garnered her enough press to put her on the national radar of every producer out there in Talk Radio and TV Reality-Land.
Destined for Rapture and Fame, this one-woman "Situation" is a true "Survivor", and could be "Dancing With The Stars" come next year's "Prime Time".
Trust Me...
This Show-Girlz future is definitely "Behind" her!
Modesty is no commodity in her book
And her book is an open life
Meant to be read between the lines
The Unemployment line
And
The Bread line
Spare some change, anyone?
Can you spare a Dime?
How about a paradigm?
I'll see YOUR pair
And Raise you mine!
With Treaddy,
The Tease Party Trouser Snake
(He's Funny!)
And Dix Steele, your Ring Master General
Give Him A Ring Sometime!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
The Trenchant Teabagger - Dix Steele
Listen Up, Dick Bags!
This is your Ringmaster General Speaking.
And by now you all know how to respond to your Ring Masters Voice.
ARF!!!
Now, sit up and beg in your best little Teabagger Doggie Style Pose.
Listen closely while I blow Sweet Little Dog Whistle Nothings in your ear for good measure....
AAAHHH-WOOOOOO!!!!!!
And now, for good measure, let's get down to Brass Tacks.
What's that you say, Brass is Taxed enough all ready?
Then we need to repeal the Brass Tax and settle for the Brass Knuckles.
Which, I've heard, is a Job Killing Initiative.
When what we really need is to Get Busy with some Affirmative Action on a Pro-Jobs Agenda.
And My Agenda has always been about getting some affirmative action in the form of a good old fashioned Pro Job.
And as we all know, the best Pro Jobs are done By Hand here in the good ol' US of A.
A of course, standing for A-bysmal, as in
"In The Hole",
Staying at the Holiday "Inn (Of) Debt",
Where?
"Under", Where!
For Now, For Closure, and Forever After.
It's a series of A-bysmal Holes we're in now.
Which makes us the U.S. of A-Holes I Wreckon!
Did you say Wrecked 'Em?
Hell... We Killed 'Em!!!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
The Trenchant Teabagger
OPEN WIDE, SCROTUM SUCKERS!
IT'S TEABAGGER TIME AGAIN!
And who better to settle back and lap up Teabag Truisms with, than The National Tease Party's very own mascot -
Treaddy
The One-Eyed Tease Party Trousersnake!
He's everyone's favorite myopic minded focus group, lobbying for the thing that that Disorders HIS Attention - Deficits!
With his constitutionally enhanced Gulp-Ability, coupled with a jaw that comes unhinged at a moments notice, Treaddy displays an almost super human ability to swallow the most implausable of concepts! And when you add in his superb skills to ignore all superfluous details and conflicting evidence, you have a Reptilian Brain to be reckoned with!
So Drink Up, Teabaggers!
Concentrated, Narrowly Focused, and Like-Minded Social Media is where it's at!
Sunday, March 27, 2011
The Trenchant Teabagger
Here she is ladies and gentlemen, the rock star of The National Tease Party, fresh off of her most recent appearance in the great state of Iowa, the one, the only,
The Teabagger's #1 Poll and Scrotum Stuffer-
Blaze Bombchele,!
Ms Bombchele, star of staged scream media, was recently voted the hottest congressional seat in the 6th district by the God & Guns Foundation of Greater Pine County in North Central Minnesota
And she knows how to shine in that media bubble she was born to perform in. Everyone takes notice when she shows up for her latest media gig, just holding their collective breath, waiting to see how much hot water she can dip herself into! From New Hampshire to Des Moines, this Bombchele knows how to heat up the base AND the Caucus Suckers every time she opens her mouth!
So Open Wide Teabaggers!
This Blaze is at her raciest when she's in the race!
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
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