The Trenchant Teabagger...

She's the current front runner, and her back sides not running too badly either.
In this time of the great debate debacle over our national IOU,
She's been declared the winner in the state of I-O-Way!
And it's in this, her home state of disarray that the telegenial Miss Bombchelle walked away with top honors in the informal, inbred, institutional caucus of older, white, rural and evangelical hayseeds.
But please don't take my word for it, or even hers for that matter, because along with her winning poll numbers, she gets to hold the various and nefarious, not to mention simultarious titles of Miss Representative, Miss Spoken, Miss Judgement, Miss Taken, and Sub-Missive Mistress of the media for the next news cycle or until Snooki gets her next alcohol induced walking blackout.
Stay Tuned Tease Party Teabaggers,
The great electoral scrotum is about to descend!
Open Wide!!!

Treaddy,The Trenchant Teabagger 'Sez...

That's right Teabaggers, Treaddy (Our ever present Tease Party Mascot) just said a mouthful. The whole national mood has just shifted into heightened Teabagger mode! Everyone, young and old, has just gotten a taste of the Teabagger venom. And the poison is spreading - Check out the Stock Market's swing, Grand Ma's 401K has taken a bite, college tuition, credit card swipes, mortgage rates... you name it!
The whole nation is in arousal following Treaddy's lead.
Before too long, the national currency motto won't be E Pluribus Unum, it'll be...

Wasilla Rose Lee - Excersizing Her "Constitutional Rights Tour"

Welcome Teabaggers! Time To Open Wide!

The National Tease Party - SHOW-GIRLZ EDITION!

She's a Show-Girl on the make right now, and boy oh boy, she 'Sho is makin' it now!
From Iowa to I-O-Way
From way out yonder in the Paw Paw Patch.
This Bombchele's notorious media "Bubble Dance" has garnered her enough press to put her on the national radar of every producer out there in Talk Radio and TV Reality-Land.
Destined for Rapture and Fame, this one-woman "Situation" is a true "Survivor", and could be "Dancing With The Stars" come next year's "Prime Time".
Trust Me...
This Show-Girlz future is definitely "Behind" her!
Modesty is no commodity in her book
And her book is an open life
Meant to be read between the lines
The Unemployment line
And
The Bread line
Spare some change, anyone?
Can you spare a Dime?
How about a paradigm?
I'll see YOUR pair
And Raise you mine!


With Treaddy,
The Tease Party Trouser Snake
(He's Funny!)




And Dix Steele, your Ring Master General

Give Him A Ring Sometime!

The Trenchant Teabagger - Dix Steele

Listen Up, Dick Bags!
This is your Ringmaster General Speaking.
And by now you all know how to respond to your Ring Masters Voice.
ARF!!!
Now, sit up and beg in your best little Teabagger Doggie Style Pose.
Listen closely while I blow Sweet Little Dog Whistle Nothings in your ear for good measure....
AAAHHH-WOOOOOO!!!!!!
And now, for good measure, let's get down to Brass Tacks.
What's that you say, Brass is Taxed enough all ready?
Then we need to repeal the Brass Tax and settle for the Brass Knuckles.
Which, I've heard, is a Job Killing Initiative.
When what we really need is to Get Busy with some Affirmative Action on a Pro-Jobs Agenda.
And My Agenda has always been about getting some affirmative action in the form of a good old fashioned Pro Job.



And as we all know, the best Pro Jobs are done By Hand here in the good ol' US of A.
A of course, standing for A-bysmal, as in
"In The Hole",
Staying at the Holiday "Inn (Of) Debt",
Where?
"Under", Where!
For Now, For Closure, and Forever After.
It's a series of A-bysmal Holes we're in now.
Which makes us the U.S. of A-Holes I Wreckon!
Did you say Wrecked 'Em?
Hell... We Killed 'Em!!!

The Trenchant Teabagger

OPEN WIDE, SCROTUM SUCKERS!
IT'S TEABAGGER TIME AGAIN!
And who better to settle back and lap up Teabag Truisms with, than The National Tease Party's very own mascot -
Treaddy
The One-Eyed Tease Party Trousersnake!
He's everyone's favorite myopic minded focus group, lobbying for the thing that that Disorders HIS Attention - Deficits!
With his constitutionally enhanced Gulp-Ability, coupled with a jaw that comes unhinged at a moments notice, Treaddy displays an almost super human ability to swallow the most implausable of concepts! And when you add in his superb skills to ignore all superfluous details and conflicting evidence, you have a Reptilian Brain to be reckoned with!
So Drink Up, Teabaggers!
Concentrated, Narrowly Focused, and Like-Minded Social Media is where it's at!